Nov 28
Why do people, when describing a life full of riches and pleasure, always mention yachts? I think that a yacht would be incredibly boring.
Nov 26
My son just dropped an f-bomb at my family’s Thanksgiving feast. Yup.
Nov 25
It looks like it’s just me and Armless tonight. *sigh*
Nov 10
Finally bought a book of stamps! Now I can mail people things.
Somehow managed to drop my shampoo into the toilet. I believe today is going to be a great day.
Nov 9
I haven’t had Vanilla Coke in forever. Mmmm.
Nov 8
Nosebleeds are always terribly exciting.
Nov 2
You know what’s fun? Calling Apple’s operating system “oh ess ex” instead of “oh ess ten,” just to watch the fanboys twitch.
Nov 1
I watched The Mist. I hated The Mist. I loved The Mist. I love The Mist.