No, it’s really not that a big of deal to me.
No, I don’t really need any presents. I’m content.
No, really, I’m fine. I don’t want anything. Seriously.
Okay, fine. I need money.
If you absolutely MUST get me something for my birthday, the best thing you could do for me is donate money. You can send me money easily through Paypal by clicking the button below. Since you insist.